MEGA RICH GUINEA PIGS: WITNESS PROTECTION

The mega rich guinea pigs are in trouble!

Lunk, Hot Head, G-Chip and Big Pig (who is actually a capybara, but don't tell him that) have received a threatening letter from a mysterious villain. To keep themselves and their fat stacks of cash safe, they are whisked away to a Witless Protection Program.

But something doesn't seem quite right ... Have they walked into a trap? They might need more than ButtPay to get out of this one.